yeah, no shit. was there anyone who didn't assume this one?

Put Your 2 Cents In: Stamp Prices Going Up

clever headline bit, useless story. stamp prices go up all the time. we're just lucky they aren't as high as gas prices just yet

Democrat: Alito Won't 'Chisel Away' Law

no, of course not. he's a republican. he wouldn't bother with a chisel when he can just firebomb the law

White House Ducks Prewar Intel Questions

how unlike them. they are usually so forthcoming about everything...

oh, and speaking of forthcoming, like jon stewart on the daily show last night, i'd say it's a problem when democrats use a closed session of the senate to talk about how republicans hide shit from the public. can we all spell h-y-p-o-c-r-i-t-e?

Asian Quake Death Toll Jumps Past 73,000

Four GIs Killed in Iraq; 20 Die in Bombing